Welcome
lleb labs is a collective of mentally disturbed individuals, specializing in next-generation vaporware done with aesthetic precision.
Born out of more than a dozen previous failures to accomplish literally anything substantial, lleb labs specializes in making absolutely no commitment to a goal whatsoever in order to meet its own self-imposed standard for performance—purely via technicality. In doing so, we still can't please absolutely anybody.
Membership
Being a member is considered a temporary emotional affliction and should be discouraged by your parents and your ex-girlfriend.
| Name | Info | Action |
|---|---|---|
| cyckl | would rather struggle to work on cars than sit in front of a computer screen | Website |
| rishi | poor the poison up my ass | Website |
| doa | inventor of combustible lemon; time witch employed by jim | Website |
Catalog
Become familiar with our vast non-offerings!
These serve as a non-committal post-ironic absurdist social critique on late-stage capitalism, focusing on how the conditions might possibly affect the trout population.
| Name | Info | Action |
|---|---|---|
| Polytechnic Systems | hardware | Website |
| tonic | advanced music server for music collectors | Repository |
| fahrzeugreparatur | ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ ẞ | Repository |
| E30.space | extensive documentation effort for the E30-generation (1982–1994) BMW 3-series | Repository |
Hardware
| Catalog | Description | |
|---|---|---|
| CD01w |
wind powered clock
instead of being driven by a battery, wind blows the hour and minute hands |
Buy |
History
This website only exists because I'm emotionally attached to the domain name.